they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Green mimosas i think yes
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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