Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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