i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You smell like stripper and shame
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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