What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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