Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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