Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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