i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
A+ Viking dick
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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