I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
