Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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