i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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