I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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