I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm having to shit out rocks
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