Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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it glows. i had to have it.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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