Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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