Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
high people should be assigned attendants
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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