I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
