Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
honey bunches of taint.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
