Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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