what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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