I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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