On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
