apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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