They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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