Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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