Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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