I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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