Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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