just come out here and I will go home with you...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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