My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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