this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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