What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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