sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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