in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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