If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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