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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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