She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
His nipple licking is glorious
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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