If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just puked most of my soul out..
i out mim tonsoeep
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