on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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