i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
