i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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