So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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