ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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