you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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