This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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