Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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