I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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