Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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