apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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