oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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