Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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