what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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