I'm gonna have a badass scar
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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