Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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