What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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