Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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