In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize