Already got asked if we're dating
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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