First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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